Wednesday, January 28, 2009


I think I have discovered a new diet that works. I've named it the C.O.P.D.E. diet. Can't Open Package, Don't Eat. The older I get the harder it is for me to open food packages, i.e. chips, cookies, lunch meat. If it takes too long to open, I decide it's a sign I shouldn't be eating it. I just need to figure out how to market this idea.


Lauren said...

I think you're on to something.. :)

Jackie said...

Where are those children that are supposed to be opening the child-proof packages for us?