Just Hangin' Around

I came home from work last week and Behm's jeans were hanging on the fence by the garden. My first thought was it was hot, but not that hot. Then I thought maybe the fire ants had gotten in his pants & he had pulled them off. Actually he had crude oil all over them. He had taken them off & put them on the porch, but they smelled so bad he put them on the fence. I told him not to let me forget to take them to the cleaners & this was his gentle reminder!